Friday, May 1, 2009

Zombie Plan: The Time is Now!

Everyone has a zombie plan - I know Ryan has given it at least some thought - but not everyone knows when to implement it.

The answer is now.

Swine Flu may not be a "zombie outbreak", per se, but the same strategies can apply to this pandemic.

Basic zombie plans implement isolation and avoiding infected areas. These are also effective tactics for dealing with an epidemic. The majority of the world is afraid of pork right now, so pork prices are probably plummeting. Egypt has recently begun slaughtering their pigs despite having no cases of Swine Flu there.

If Swine Flu has already effected your area, you can use http://doihaveswineflu.org/ to help with your self diagnosis.

--
D. Phillips

(It started in Mexico and spread North, infecting regions as far as Spain, the UK, and New Zealand. Wait, this fits my simulation... Did I create this virus?)

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