In lieu of content, Pokémon puns

"Write me a poem!"
"No!"
"Please write me a poem!"
"No!"
"Please please write me a poem!"
"I'm not going to Raichu a poem!"

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"What was the name of that Pokémon?"
"Pikachu?"
"No, the one Team Rocket had."
"Koffing? Ekans?"
"The one that could talk!"
"Meowth?"
"Meowth! That's right!"

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This universe contains no rhyme for purple;
Thus I am forced to say 'Squirtle, Squirtle!'

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"Hey, what's that blue thing with plant on its head?"
"I don't know."
"Sure is odd."
"Kinda. A little bit. I guess I'd say it's odd-ish."

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"Nice muffins!"
"Pokémuffins."
"Why are they Pokémuffins?"
"I made them with margarine."
"...I don't get it."
"They're Butterfree!"
"..."

--Ryan