Multiple choice

"Fernando! I have a question for you, por favor!"

"What is it, Raul? Ask quick, it's almost siesta time."

"I will give you three choices, Fernando. What is the greatest outcome of the CSI Effect?"

"The what?"

"The CSI Effect, hombre. Is it:

a) An increase in the number of people studying criminology, particularly forensic investigation, as CSI has gained in popularity;

b) An increase in the standards of evidence, as juries now expect prosecutors to provide them with CSI-style evidence even though such evidence is rare and quite expensive;

or c) A phenomenon in which every bad pun is followed by a Roger Daltrey scream?"

"C."

"Si."

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