Ryan has just posted last night's adventures, but since I was there - albeit for only a brief period of the events - I thought I'd clear up a bit of his story.
In my opinion, the only way Ryan's contact could have been dislodged was by a brutal attack by some douche and his finger. Thankfully, Ryan wears contacts, so Douche's efforts were - at least in part - in vain. After being stabbed repeatedly in the eye, Ryan's contact finally gave way and rolled to the back of his head.
That's when Ryan said "Enough's enough!", socked the guy in the mouth, came home, and asked me to drive him to the hospital.
The end.
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D. Phillips
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