How can you get listed and indexed on Google as fast as possible?

The world evolves into a sphere of instant gratification: you see the news in the web and on television as it happens, your food knocks on your door hot and fresh, your email let's you call anyone, anywhere, anytime you like. Question is, does this also apply on search engines? How can you get listed and indexed on Google as fast as possible?

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